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http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/01/new-horrors-in-architecture-and.html

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Morao sam da prenesem ovaj post sa SSC-a....sit sam se ismejao

 
tako nesto sam i sumnjao :D ulepsao mi je dan tim postom, sit se ismejah :kafa:
 
:lool: Они су моментално заостали...:) Подсетило ме на оне луткице ,,Никад извини", када Албус по*изди:,,Јесте ли ви заостали??? Носите се у 100 идиотских ичких материна! Је*ао вас водокотлић!!!"
 
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Jel ima sanse da umesto picoodle koristis tinypic ili imageshack..? ja ne mogu da otvorim tvoje slike na sezamprou (dobijam 404), tako da stalno moram da se cimam preko proxy.org-a... ako ti je bas zgodno, onda nastavi, ali eto, osecam kao da bas propustam :(
 
Evo sad cu da okacim na imageshack. Pojma nisam imao da pravi probleme sa picoodle, ali te razumem u potpunosti, evo meni baguje otvaranje omiljenog bloga zato sto otvara jednu obicnu flash reklamu 50 puta.


 
Au... nisam ocekivao da ce moje hejterske izjave ovako popularno da prodju :D Doduse, nisam znao kako drukcije da iskomentarisem izjavu nekoga ko je do juce bio gradonacelnik.
 
Ova izjava objasnjava mnoooogo toga sto je radjeno u gradu zadnjih godina :rolleyes:

Mislim da cu da ovo stavim u "potpis" na forumu :lol:
 
SMEŠNE SLIKE
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Kako Kristijano Ronaldo parkira Ferrarija?
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Kako hrvati parkiraju svoja kola.
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Gužva u gradu.
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Verovatno se zamerio komšiji.
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Kineski "ležeći" policajci.
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Slika govori sve.
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Propadeee.
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Hitna pomoć!
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Draga, kola suu...
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CRO-MOBIL
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Zabavni park.
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Ovo "kako hrvati" je više debilizam onog ko je crtao ta parking mesta. Valjda je čovek mogao da vidi gde je hlad, pa da nacrta mesta sa desne strane.

Ali Kristijano Ronaldo... :p hahaha :lol:
 
Evo kako naslovna strana muzickog albuma moze lose da utice na bezbednost u saobracaju. :D

Blame Ringo hahahaha

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...ed-vehicles-running-military-police-road.html

Drunk British soldier arrested in Germany for stealing two armoured vehicles and running military police off the road

By Allan Hall
Last updated at 1:28 PM on 20th February 2009



A British soldier is under arrest in Germany after stealing two armoured vehicles and running a Military Police patrol off the road.

The 18-year-old soldier was 'highly intoxicated,' according to German police, when he careered through the gates of the Hoehne Barracks in north-western Germany - home to the 7th Armoured Brigade.
A British tank travels to the firing range at Bergen Hoehne in Germany in this file photo. A British soldier has been arrested after stealing two armoured vehicles while 'very drunk'

A British tank travels to the firing range at Bergen Hoehne in Germany in this file photo. A British soldier has been arrested after stealing two armoured vehicles while 'very drunk'

The soldier, attached to the 9/12 Lancers, decided to go on his joyride at 4.00am Friday morning after a heavy night's drinking.

He first stole an armoured command car, swerving through the chicane at the entrance to the base and past the astonished guardhouse. But he managed to come off the road just moments later.

Incredibly, with the camp on red alert, he was then able to go back to steal another vehicle - this time a tracked armoured ambulance -and speed off again.

A Royal Military Police patrol that tried to intercept him was forced on to a verge by the driver who crashed the second vehicle into a tree moments later.

A German police report said the soldier was only slightly hurt and 'very drunk'.

A German police officer added: 'Apparently he muttered something about wanting to see green fields and trees.'

He is under arrest and will face a court martial.
 
Thursday, September 11 12:00 AM ET
Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute Ready to Start “Squirrel Smasher”
By Brian Briggs


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Dallas, TX – Scientists from the Evolutionary Acceleration Research Institute (EARI) announced that the first test of the Giant Animal Smasher (GAS) will begin on December 19, 2008, the 41st anniversary of the premiere of Dr. Dolittle.

Dr. Thomas Malwin, head of the research project, said, "The first test runs will only accelerate microscopic life-forms like bacteria and viruses to high speeds, but theoretically the GAS can handle animals as large as squirrels, hence the squirrel smasher moniker."

Biologists from around the globe hope the GAS will unlock the secrets of the so-called "Darwin particle" that could unlock the secrets to life.

"If we discover the Darwin particle we could possibly create new life-forms, or accelerate evolution to unimaginable levels," said Malwin.

The GAS is a 25 mile tube buried ten feet below the surface, and accelerates the animals up to a speed of 6,000 meters per second using a series of pulleys, levers and fusion reactors.

Malwin dismissed critics who claimed that smashing animals together at high speeds was cruel to the animals. He said, "The animals won't be feeling anything. The collision will vaporize the squirrels in a fraction of a second. Their brains won't be able to transmit pain at those speeds, so it'll be painless for them."

Scientists currently rely on computer simulations to smash biological units, but simulations can only do so much, and without the visceral enjoyment of seeing two squirrels collide at thousands of miles an hour.

Malwin said there will be controls in place to prevent new undesirable species from forming. "Only species of the same type will be smashed together, so you don't have to worry about the flying rat, or poisonous Chihuahua nightmare scenarios."

One scientist at CERN, home of the Large Hadron Collider, said, "Biologists are just jealous of all the attention the LHC has been getting. Since they aren't real scientists, they had to come up with this atrocity. Next thing you know the psychologists will build a brain smasher to compete."

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/09/squirrel-smasher.html
 
Otkriven je pravi izvor strahovanja mnogih zabrinutih građana da će LHC napraviti crnu rupu koja će nas sve progutati. :lol:

 
Moskva 1988. godine, poseta Ronalda Regana. "Turista" levo je Vladimir Putin.

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